Where do mummies go for a swim?
To the Dead Sea
Where does Dracula water-ski?
On Lake Erie
What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
Tombstones
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash
What do the birds sing on Halloween?
Twick-or-Tweet
Why did the mummy call the doctor?
Because he was coffin
What does a vampire fear most?
Tooth decay
Where did the vampire open his savings account?
At a blood bank
Who did Frankenstein take to the party?
His Ghoulfriend
Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he's always a goblin.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch
What kind of mistake did the ghost make?
A boo-boo
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts!
What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
Scream of Wheat
Why should you avoid vampires at dawn?
Because they like a quick bite before they go to bed.
Who is Count Dracula's favorite crime fighter?
Batman
What happened to Ludwig van Beethoven after he died?
He decomposed
What would you do if you opened the front door and saw Frankenstein's monster, three witches, and twelve ghosts standing on the doorstep?
Hope it was Halloween!!
What's the last thing you do when you leave a haunted house party?
Thank the ghostess
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch
Q:
what do you call a vampire ghost who has children?
A:
A transparent
Q:
How does a monster cure a sore throat?
A:
Gargoyling
Q:
What do ghosts love to have for desert?
A:
Iced screams
Q:
Which day do monsters eat people?
A:
Chewsday
Q:
what is a ghosts favourite fruit?
A:
Boonanas
Q:
What is a monster's favourite desert topping?
A:
Whipped scream.
Q:
What is a vampire's favourite fruit ?
A:
Necktarines
Q:
How do you stop a Frankenstein biting his nails?
A:
Give him screws
Q:
What do you call a dentist who treats werewolves?A: Brave
Q:
Who did the zombie invite to her party?
A:
Anyone she could dig up
Q:
Why did the ugly ghost cross the road?
A:
To visit the bootician
Q:
Why was the mummy tense and stressed?
A:
He was all wound up
Q:
Why are skeletons calm ?
A:
Because nothing gets under their skin !
Q:
How do you hurt a vampire's feelings?
A:
Tell him he has bat breath
Q:
Why was the broom late to pick up the witch?
A:
It over swept 
